QFT

I found this lovely complilation on Facebook (duh...)
-Quarters are like gold.
-Two meals a day is standard.
-Road trip whenever possible.
-Going to the mailbox was never an ego booster/breaker before.
-You will begin to nap again.
-Your bookstore bill will almost equal tuition.
-Squirt guns = stress relief.
-E-mail becomes your second language.
-College students throw paper airplanes too.
-You never realized so many people were smarter than you.
-Western Europe could be wiped out by a horrible plague and youd never
know, but you can recite last weeks rerun of Seinfeld verbatim.
-You will never rent more movies in your life.
-No one is too old for video games.
-The health service nurses are there because they couldnt make it in a
real hospital. Never, ever forget that!
-Care packages are right up there with birthdays.
-Campus is only clean for family weekend and freshman orientation.
-It never sucked so much to get sick.
-Nothing you want to register for will be open.
-Beware of the freshman 15.
-Be creative in the dining hall.
-Classes: the later the better.
-You are no longer thankful that fire alarms are here to protect you.
-Disney movies are more than just classics.
-Asleep by 2:30 AM is an early night.
-Cereal makes a meal any time of the day.
-New additions to food groups: Jolt Cola, Ramen, and Pizza.
-ATMs are the devils advocate.
-Duct tape heals all wounds.
-Pro Wrestling is suddenly cool again.
-Keys have never been so important, yet you seem to lose them even more.
-Showers become less important, sleep becomes more important.
-You will eat anywhere that is a buffet.
-You realize college is the ideal lifestyle, except for those pesky
classes.
-Procrastination is an art form.
-Jeans may be worn as many times as the wearer desires.
-The only time to dress up is when all your jeans are dirty.
-Youll eat anything if its free.
-College hockey is the coolest thing on the planet.
-Cartoons are for all ages, especially Scooby Doo.
-No matter how hard you try . . . You are never alone
-A cancelled class is almost better than christmas.
-just because you have no bowl doesn't mean you can't make one out of a paper plate
-flip flops and padded bras double as tree ornaments in the quad
-flying kites is not just for 7 year olds
-you will need an air freshener, even if you have never bought one before
-caffeine addiction is a given
-Suddenly cheap beer becomes the beer of choice and taste no longer matters
-You realize how awesome taking a shower is without flip flops.
-don't forget that strangling your roommate is now your number 1 priority
-you can never have enough snacks or money